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Saturday, January 13, 2007

Jokes - 3 Quickies

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. ---------------

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.? "I've been divorced three times."

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